rambo 4
dark night
sex and the city
harrold and kumar 2
wallie
indiana jones 4
rocky 7
meet the spartans
step up 2 the streets
juno
one missed call
boogey man 2
the mummy 4
the sister of the travilin pants 2
kung fu panda
the incredbale hulk 2
wallie
wanted
the love guru
hancock
mam mia
step brothers
x files 2
leather heads 2
wilid chilid
shine a light
evil dead 4
the hobbit
dare devil 2
transformers 2
the eye
What movie s out of theese would you see a few wont come out?
Meet the Spartans, Juno, One Missed Call, Boogey Man 2, The Eye, and Transformers 2.
Reply:Indiana Jones 4
X-Files 2
The Eye
One Missed Call
Boogey Man 2
Thursday, November 12, 2009
What Chinese movie is this???
It%26#039;s about:
A guy and a girl hang around and stuff.Well, they needed money and the guy knows kung fu.They heard that there was this illegal street fight thing and the winner get $3000 (in chinese money) per match.The girl convinced the guy to join because she wants to use the money for herself.The guy keeps on winning and winning. Well, long story short, there%26#039;s this hobo that is a kung fu master and he trains the guy to win in the next BIG match. He does. In the end, the bosses who places bets, tell the guy that he has to lose the next match or they%26#039;ll kill the girl. He loses on purpose and the girl is spared(she betrayed guy was on their side anyway). The guy was uneducated- all he could do well was fight. He ended up in the hospital and the girl killed herself. The guy thought that the bosses who ran the illegal fights killed her. He got hella mad and killed all of them (but it wasn%26#039;t them. She committed suicide) And then he was going to kill 1 more when a cop shot him in the head.
What Chinese movie is this???
Fatal Contact?
A guy and a girl hang around and stuff.Well, they needed money and the guy knows kung fu.They heard that there was this illegal street fight thing and the winner get $3000 (in chinese money) per match.The girl convinced the guy to join because she wants to use the money for herself.The guy keeps on winning and winning. Well, long story short, there%26#039;s this hobo that is a kung fu master and he trains the guy to win in the next BIG match. He does. In the end, the bosses who places bets, tell the guy that he has to lose the next match or they%26#039;ll kill the girl. He loses on purpose and the girl is spared(she betrayed guy was on their side anyway). The guy was uneducated- all he could do well was fight. He ended up in the hospital and the girl killed herself. The guy thought that the bosses who ran the illegal fights killed her. He got hella mad and killed all of them (but it wasn%26#039;t them. She committed suicide) And then he was going to kill 1 more when a cop shot him in the head.
What Chinese movie is this???
Fatal Contact?
Martial artist who punches metal to harden fists?
A while back I saw on TV a Kung Fu master who punches against hard steel to toughen up his knuckles. When he first started out, he used to just tap his knuckles very LIGHTLY, a thousand times a day. Then, gradually over the years, he started hitting just a little harder, until now his knuckles are conditioned so that he can pretty much bang them against steel and now it will not hurt. He also has to be careful when punching someone so it will not kill them.
I%26#039;ve also heard someone say that he was hired to help take on gang member and arrest them. (Not sure how true this is, I only heard about it from someone).
Note: The guy I am talking of was on a talk show once, he DID NOT come from the movie %26quot;Silk And Iron%26quot; (think that is the name of it).
If anyone knows his name or has any info. about him, please share. Thanks. :)
Martial artist who punches metal to harden fists?
His name is actually Qingfu Pan, he is also known as Grandmaster Pan. He does play the role of himself in the movie %26quot;Iron and Silk%26quot;. In the documentary you are speaking of, they mention how he single handedly defeated 23 members of the infamous Triad Gang. I remember watching this documentary years ago.
for more info click on my sources
Reply:I initially thought of the guy from the movie Silk and Iron too so if it%26#039;s not him you are after then I dont know. But I thought you might be interested to see the video on my blog about what happens to the hand during a break. Have a look its quite interesting and surprising.
Reply:The man that you are talking about is nicknamed %26quot;Silk and Iron%26quot;.
His name is Pan Quinfu and he lives in Kitchener Canada.
Reply:that would be Qingfu Pan
baby flowers
I%26#039;ve also heard someone say that he was hired to help take on gang member and arrest them. (Not sure how true this is, I only heard about it from someone).
Note: The guy I am talking of was on a talk show once, he DID NOT come from the movie %26quot;Silk And Iron%26quot; (think that is the name of it).
If anyone knows his name or has any info. about him, please share. Thanks. :)
Martial artist who punches metal to harden fists?
His name is actually Qingfu Pan, he is also known as Grandmaster Pan. He does play the role of himself in the movie %26quot;Iron and Silk%26quot;. In the documentary you are speaking of, they mention how he single handedly defeated 23 members of the infamous Triad Gang. I remember watching this documentary years ago.
for more info click on my sources
Reply:I initially thought of the guy from the movie Silk and Iron too so if it%26#039;s not him you are after then I dont know. But I thought you might be interested to see the video on my blog about what happens to the hand during a break. Have a look its quite interesting and surprising.
Reply:The man that you are talking about is nicknamed %26quot;Silk and Iron%26quot;.
His name is Pan Quinfu and he lives in Kitchener Canada.
Reply:that would be Qingfu Pan
baby flowers
Does the US have a monopoly on The media industries?
It seems the US sends so much media overseas, but hardly receives any at all. for example. You can look at European ratings here:
http://www.allofmp3.com/ratings/charts.s...
Most of the Arists on that page are american. AND most of the ones who arent have American Labels.
also.. go here Http://www.amazon.de
Search for an american movie. Ill bet youll find a german version of it. When was the last time you saw a English Dubbed German film?
Now obviously we do get some stuff from the overseas. We get plenty of anime and kung fu flicks from japan, the occasional Comedy or documentary from england, and of course video games, but we send out soooo much more.
Does the US have a monopoly on The media industries?
America does not have a monopoly of all media. India and Russia produce as many or more films than the US. However, they do produce the majority of English language film %26amp; TV. (Yes, a lot is produced IN Australia, Canada and Britain, but they are produced BY americans.
The reasons for this are mostly economic. America bought most of the distribution companies throughout the world and pushed their own product. So the industry withered, particularly in Britain and Australia. The situation is better now because of the investment of governments in the industry.
In TV, the US program makers manage to get most of their costs back from domestic sales. This means they are able to sell product overseas for a fraction of the cost. In Australia, for example, overseas sales will not make up a large proportion of the income (except for the soaps like Neighbours and Home and Away. A studio will be able to buy very slick programs from the US for less than 10% of the cost of making their own (even though the home made product usually rates better).
The US also applies government pressure on other countries to benefit the studios. Again in Aust, they tried to get quotas for home made product dropped in the %26#039;free trade%26#039; agreement because it was protection, even though the americans subsidise and dump their product here. They also got Aust to change their copyright laws to advantage Disney.
Reply:Media and entertainment is one of the few things we export more than import. But remember, a lot of %26quot;US%26quot; movies are made oversees. For example, most of the original star wars movies were shot in oversees locations or in Elstry studios in England.
Also, the US tends to do remakes of foreign films and TV shows (i.e. The Office). The originals we do get are the best of the best (Amelie, Spirited Away, etc).
Reply:China probably produces more American-made movies than American%26#039;s do.
Just like Iran and North Korea are leading producers of $20 bills....
http://www.allofmp3.com/ratings/charts.s...
Most of the Arists on that page are american. AND most of the ones who arent have American Labels.
also.. go here Http://www.amazon.de
Search for an american movie. Ill bet youll find a german version of it. When was the last time you saw a English Dubbed German film?
Now obviously we do get some stuff from the overseas. We get plenty of anime and kung fu flicks from japan, the occasional Comedy or documentary from england, and of course video games, but we send out soooo much more.
Does the US have a monopoly on The media industries?
America does not have a monopoly of all media. India and Russia produce as many or more films than the US. However, they do produce the majority of English language film %26amp; TV. (Yes, a lot is produced IN Australia, Canada and Britain, but they are produced BY americans.
The reasons for this are mostly economic. America bought most of the distribution companies throughout the world and pushed their own product. So the industry withered, particularly in Britain and Australia. The situation is better now because of the investment of governments in the industry.
In TV, the US program makers manage to get most of their costs back from domestic sales. This means they are able to sell product overseas for a fraction of the cost. In Australia, for example, overseas sales will not make up a large proportion of the income (except for the soaps like Neighbours and Home and Away. A studio will be able to buy very slick programs from the US for less than 10% of the cost of making their own (even though the home made product usually rates better).
The US also applies government pressure on other countries to benefit the studios. Again in Aust, they tried to get quotas for home made product dropped in the %26#039;free trade%26#039; agreement because it was protection, even though the americans subsidise and dump their product here. They also got Aust to change their copyright laws to advantage Disney.
Reply:Media and entertainment is one of the few things we export more than import. But remember, a lot of %26quot;US%26quot; movies are made oversees. For example, most of the original star wars movies were shot in oversees locations or in Elstry studios in England.
Also, the US tends to do remakes of foreign films and TV shows (i.e. The Office). The originals we do get are the best of the best (Amelie, Spirited Away, etc).
Reply:China probably produces more American-made movies than American%26#039;s do.
Just like Iran and North Korea are leading producers of $20 bills....
Who should play Bruce Lee's role?
HONG KONG - Bruce Lee’s classic 1973 film, “Enter the Dragon,” will be remade by Warner Bros.
The remake, to be titled “Awaken the Dragon,” will be written and directed by Kurt Sutter, producer of “The Shield” TV series. It will be released by Warner Independent Pictures.
In an e-mail Thursday to The Associated Press, Warner Bros. publicist Laura Kim said the movie will tell the story of an FBI agent who investigates a Shaolin monk and underground kung fu fight clubs.
Who should play Bruce Lee%26#039;s role?
Use special effects to make Tony Jaa look Chinese.
Reply:jet li
Reply:jet lei
Reply:No one can fill Bruce Lee%26#039;s shoes. There%26#039;s no reason for a remake, and it will at best turn out to be a pale imitation of the original, dependent upon flashy fx and explosions to make up for its lack of quality.
Reply:whoopi goldberg!
Reply:Bobby Lee
Reply:Oh no, there goes the classic. I don%26#039;t understand the remake, but oh well. Bruce Lee is just so perfect in Enter The Dragon. I can%26#039;t really picture anyone that is suitable to play that role. I just hope they don%26#039;t mess it up with the remake.
Reply:Jet Li is only 5%26#039;4 bruce was 5%26#039;7 which is not a big deal, but jet will really have to work out to match bruce lees physique. It will be hard for anyone to obtain bruce lees incredibly ripped physique and also to duplicate his moves and incredible speed.Why do they insist on remaking classic movies and tv shows? they always turn out like crap!
Reply:I%26#039;d consider watching it only if Donnie Yen gets to star.
Reply:The actor who portrayed him in Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story.
Jason Scott Lee. Bruce%26#039;s cousin I believe? Must be re-make year? Hope they don%26#039;t butcher it.
Reply:Very good question :)
I personally would like to see a new fresh face take on a role like that. Either a new up and coming actor who is proficient in the martial arts, or a great martial artists with acting talent who wants to break into that field.
As a former independent film actor, I know how hard it is for such people to break into the mainstream - and I think it%26#039;s really cool when you find unexpected talent in someone you%26#039;ve never really heard of before.
Of course, the studio may want to go for name recognition to attract a guaranteed audience - if so I would think Jet Li or the actor who starred in Angh Bak (I think it was called :)
Ken C
9th Dan HapMoosaKi-Do
8th Dan TaeKwon-Do
7th Dan YongChul-Do
Reply:I would think Brandon would of been a good person to play the role, but he is no one with us. So i would have to pick Jet Li, because he is a very good martial arts and i believe he can do Bruce Lee proud
Oh yea to the guy above me, Jason Scott Lee aint Bruce Lee%26#039;s cousin because i wrote a martial arts mag asking them that question and they told me they are not related
The remake, to be titled “Awaken the Dragon,” will be written and directed by Kurt Sutter, producer of “The Shield” TV series. It will be released by Warner Independent Pictures.
In an e-mail Thursday to The Associated Press, Warner Bros. publicist Laura Kim said the movie will tell the story of an FBI agent who investigates a Shaolin monk and underground kung fu fight clubs.
Who should play Bruce Lee%26#039;s role?
Use special effects to make Tony Jaa look Chinese.
Reply:jet li
Reply:jet lei
Reply:No one can fill Bruce Lee%26#039;s shoes. There%26#039;s no reason for a remake, and it will at best turn out to be a pale imitation of the original, dependent upon flashy fx and explosions to make up for its lack of quality.
Reply:whoopi goldberg!
Reply:Bobby Lee
Reply:Oh no, there goes the classic. I don%26#039;t understand the remake, but oh well. Bruce Lee is just so perfect in Enter The Dragon. I can%26#039;t really picture anyone that is suitable to play that role. I just hope they don%26#039;t mess it up with the remake.
Reply:Jet Li is only 5%26#039;4 bruce was 5%26#039;7 which is not a big deal, but jet will really have to work out to match bruce lees physique. It will be hard for anyone to obtain bruce lees incredibly ripped physique and also to duplicate his moves and incredible speed.Why do they insist on remaking classic movies and tv shows? they always turn out like crap!
Reply:I%26#039;d consider watching it only if Donnie Yen gets to star.
Reply:The actor who portrayed him in Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story.
Jason Scott Lee. Bruce%26#039;s cousin I believe? Must be re-make year? Hope they don%26#039;t butcher it.
Reply:Very good question :)
I personally would like to see a new fresh face take on a role like that. Either a new up and coming actor who is proficient in the martial arts, or a great martial artists with acting talent who wants to break into that field.
As a former independent film actor, I know how hard it is for such people to break into the mainstream - and I think it%26#039;s really cool when you find unexpected talent in someone you%26#039;ve never really heard of before.
Of course, the studio may want to go for name recognition to attract a guaranteed audience - if so I would think Jet Li or the actor who starred in Angh Bak (I think it was called :)
Ken C
9th Dan HapMoosaKi-Do
8th Dan TaeKwon-Do
7th Dan YongChul-Do
Reply:I would think Brandon would of been a good person to play the role, but he is no one with us. So i would have to pick Jet Li, because he is a very good martial arts and i believe he can do Bruce Lee proud
Oh yea to the guy above me, Jason Scott Lee aint Bruce Lee%26#039;s cousin because i wrote a martial arts mag asking them that question and they told me they are not related
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Coolest country when it comes to fashion, entertainment, people, celebretys etc?
One of the obvius ones for me is america. I don%26#039;t just choose america cuz I live here but becuase theres hollywood, all of the big movies and shows get put in other places in the world and the music and divers culture and cool comics like dave chappelle, dane cook joel mchale and family guy etc.. you get the point im all ready board on this one.
My second choice would be good old japan. I mean c%26#039;mon..there pretty damn cool. from there fashion to there tv. And people are really loving there anime. And there comedy is just amazing, I think japan is one of th funiest country in the world. So there you go
third is:
china, home of the best kung fu movies. They have awsome food, nice fashion, and if you look past the stereotypical %26quot;chinaman%26quot; they have pretty good looks too.
My list is actually pretty long but I don%26#039;t feel like typing it. So whats your top 3 (or more) coolest countrys and why. (it%26#039;s alright to mention the ones i said, it%26#039;s you list you know^^).
Coolest country when it comes to fashion, entertainment, people, celebretys etc?
United States
France
Sweden
Each country has their own celebrities and I am more excited about French celebs.
Reply:U.S
France
Reply:AMERICA all the way! :)
Reply:Japan China...are you oriental in some way....
Britain
Canada
America
Australia...
France...
Italy....
Reply:japan
Reply:UK
Reply:Say what you will about the Taliban, but Afghanistan don%26#039;t need no Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, or Paris Hilton.
I think they got us beat in that department.
Reply:England its busy and fast , people are friendly
new Brunswick Canada- the visit there was surprisingly wonderful antique and modest.
NYC - USA the bright lights...the people and the city itself just breathtaking
Reply:Turkey
Italy
England
Reply:ENGLAND. DEFINITELY THE COOLEST COUNTRY!!!!!!
Not just saying it %26#039;cos I%26#039;m English.
Reply:UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Reply:the three coolest countrys
iceland
greenland
sweden
My second choice would be good old japan. I mean c%26#039;mon..there pretty damn cool. from there fashion to there tv. And people are really loving there anime. And there comedy is just amazing, I think japan is one of th funiest country in the world. So there you go
third is:
china, home of the best kung fu movies. They have awsome food, nice fashion, and if you look past the stereotypical %26quot;chinaman%26quot; they have pretty good looks too.
My list is actually pretty long but I don%26#039;t feel like typing it. So whats your top 3 (or more) coolest countrys and why. (it%26#039;s alright to mention the ones i said, it%26#039;s you list you know^^).
Coolest country when it comes to fashion, entertainment, people, celebretys etc?
United States
France
Sweden
Each country has their own celebrities and I am more excited about French celebs.
Reply:U.S
France
Reply:AMERICA all the way! :)
Reply:Japan China...are you oriental in some way....
Britain
Canada
America
Australia...
France...
Italy....
Reply:japan
Reply:UK
Reply:Say what you will about the Taliban, but Afghanistan don%26#039;t need no Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, or Paris Hilton.
I think they got us beat in that department.
Reply:England its busy and fast , people are friendly
new Brunswick Canada- the visit there was surprisingly wonderful antique and modest.
NYC - USA the bright lights...the people and the city itself just breathtaking
Reply:Turkey
Italy
England
Reply:ENGLAND. DEFINITELY THE COOLEST COUNTRY!!!!!!
Not just saying it %26#039;cos I%26#039;m English.
Reply:UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Reply:the three coolest countrys
iceland
greenland
sweden
Anyone ever heard of someone saying they had to "register their hands?"?
LOL I love to talk to people who say that they have had their hands %26quot;registered with the local police%26quot; and that if they hit someone, its assault with a deadly weapon! Anyway, I asked my uncle who is a detective for the Sherrif%26#039;s office near me and he laughed. I knew it wasn%26#039;t true but I still wanted to check. He said it probably came from the 80%26#039;s when all the Kung Fu movies came out, and now there are kung fu idiots running around everywhere that say they can knock you out without touching you LOL.
Anyone ever heard of someone saying they had to %26quot;register their hands?%26quot;?
it is totally fabricated. everyone has the right to defend themselves, whether trained or not. the way the innocent become the bad guy as well is when the attack has been stopped (by the initial offensive attack) and the person who was the victim keeps going to town on the guy. it went from self defense to assault, just like that. sux, and seen many a nice guy go to jail. the idea is to get in fast and hard, and leave them out cold or incapacitated as soon as you can.
resist the urge to chase them down.
if anything, we all drive cars, and those hands at the wheel are far more dangerous, and we dont register them do we. who%26#039;s the armchair net warrior who keeps downing everyone with solid and reliable answers? wow, get a life
Reply:We all drive cars, and those hands at the wheel are far more dangerous, and we don%26#039;t register them do we?
Excuse me? We are required to have a driver%26#039;s license! That is registration. Report It
Reply:Yea, I%26#039;ve heard that, heck I%26#039;ve been told that and laughed too.
Some of the trained fighters, armed forces can get into trouble if you use excessive force as judged by your state... but you don%26#039;t register. I guess I should be more clear, you do not register in the United States.
Wording is also important... was it a vicious punch or a controlled opened hand strike to slow the attacker down and give me a chance to....
I was asked that after you disarm a person can you shoot them with the gun. Wow.
Hey, would you have to register your elbow or foot if you art focused on those? What about if it was a grappling style? :)
Reply:I%26#039;ve heard it many times. So ridiculous. I%26#039;d like one of them to show up at the police department and say %26quot;yea uh... I%26#039;d like to register my hands as deadly weapons please%26quot; and watch them get laughed at.
Reply:i had a guy threaten me with a bat , and when I defended myself he told me I was in trouble. haha , he even asked if I had registered myself yet , because if not , I was in trouble for that.
I think he believed that if I was a black belt he was allowed to come after me with a bat , and I was compelled to take the whooping.
the other myth , at least here (let me know if you have heard this one) is that I have to announce loudly (three times) that I am a black belt before I am allowed to defend myself. Also not true.
Reply:Not true. In America, this practice has never been necessary. The rumors may have started with non martial art practitioners or because Professional Boxers must register their hands.
At one time in Japan, experts had to register their hand with local Police. Rumors also went around that U.S. Marines who studied martial arts in Okinawa had to register their hands.
I have been told the same B.S. story many time from people I have meet over the years. They tell me a friend or relative need to register their hands (and or feet in some cases) with local Police. I like to here there story then tell them there are FULL of CRAP! Then I tell them I have been into the martial arts for X-amount of years and who do you think you are talking too..some dummies? Then I tell them I have trained L/E and I am also have relatives who work in L/E.
So I hope this helps you out because it is not true what so ever.
Reply:I%26#039;ve heard that more times than I can count. I usually respond by pointing out that if my hands were deadly weapons, I would not be allowed in an airport. That rumor was circulating long before the Kung Fu movies, I don%26#039;t know how or when it started. Always good for a chuckle when someone asks me this question.
Reply:The island of Guam (US Territory) does indeed have such a very old stupid law that nobody takes seriously (Nobody ever registers)!
Get ready to laugh at this joke of a law:
10 GCA - HEALTH AND SAFETY
Div. 3 - Public Safety
Ch. 62 - Karate and Judo Experts - 2000 - p. PAGE 1
Chapter 62
Karate and Judo Experts
§62100. Registration Required.
§62101. Applicability.
§62102. Registration.
§62103. Fees.
§62104. Definition: Karate or Judo Expert.
§62105. Penalty.
§62106. Effect of Registration.
§62100. Registration Required. Any person who is
an expert in the art of karate or judo, or any similar
physical are in which the hands and feet are used as
deadly weapons, is required to register with the
Department of Revenue and Taxation.
SOURCE: GC §8960, as renumbered by P.L. 10-101.
§62101. Applicability. This Chapter shall not apply to
duly authorized and appointed peace and law enforcement
officers, nor to members of the Armed Forces of the
United States.
SOURCE: GC §8961, as renumbered by P.L. 10-101.
§62102. Registration. The Department of Revenue
and Taxation shall register each karate or judo expert who
applies therefor and shall keep a roster of such experts.
On issuance of the registration certificate by the
Department of Revenue and Taxation, the applicant shall
bring such certificate to the License Division of the
Department of Revenue and Taxation, which shall bill the
applicant for the required fee. On payment of the required
fee to the Treasurer of Guam, the Treasurer shall receipt
therefor on the face of the registration certificate and
return such certificate to the applicant. The registration
certificate with the receipt of the Treasurer marked on the
face therefor shall constitute evidence of registration.
SOURCE: GC §8962, as renumbered by P.L. 10-101.
§62103. Fees. The fee for the registration of a karate
or judo expert shall be Five Dollars ($5.00). Such
registration shall be perpetual and need not be renewed.
SOURCE: GC §8963, as renumbered by P.L. 10-101.
10 GCA - HEALTH AND SAFETY
Div. 3 - Public Safety
Ch. 62 - Karate and Judo Experts - 2000 - p. PAGE 1
§62104. Definition: Karate or Judo Expert. A karate
or judo expert required to register by the provisions of this
Chapter shall be a person trained in the arts of karate, judo
or other hand-to-hand fighting technique, whereby the
hands, feet or other parts of the body are used as
weapons, who shall have completed at least one level of
training therein and shall have been issued a belt or other
symbol showing proficiency in such art.
SOURCE: GC §8964, as renumbered by P.L. 10-101.
§62105. Penalty. Any person required by this Chapter
to register who fails to do so, or who registers but fails to
pay the fee, shall be guilty of a misdemeanor.
SOURCE: GC §8965, as renumbered by P.L. 10-101; amended by
P.L. 13-187.
§62106. Effect of Registration. Any registered karate
or judo expert who thereafter is charged with having used
his art in a physical assault on some other person, shall
upon conviction thereof, be deemed guilty of aggravated
assault.
SOURCE: GC §8966, as renumbered by P.L. 10-101; amended by
P.L. 13-187.
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Reply:I like when they say when they hit you it won%26#039;t hurt at first but in two weeks your internal organs will start bleeding inside. I always get a laugh from that.
Reply:You have got to be kidding me.... Once a guy decided to pick a fight with me after I told him he was a loudmouth and to shut his pie hole because he said pretty much the same thing. (Yeah , I know, not my best moment). He yelled %26quot;I%26#039;m special forces%26quot;, and threw a WEAKASS roundhouse kick to my side, that a small child could have blocked because it was so slow, and lacked ANY power. I started laughing my butt off because it was so funny, and he decided to try punching me instead. He used these ridiculous %26quot;punches%26quot; and I just kept blocking them and laughing, and eventually he backed off, and I kid you not, said %26quot;Had enough yet%26quot;? I was almost in tears because he was SERIOUS!!! Everybody watching this was laughing at him. He got mad and lunged at me, and I threw a simple, bargain basement front kick right to his gut, he dropped, gasping for air, and I went back inside and had a beer. Schmoes like that abound. I had a buddy who took some lame TV show martial art and got his butt kicked in a hurry. It was called Dux Ninjutsu. What a joke. I told him he was making a huge mistake, and he finally found out when somebody clocked him and he couldnt do a single thing to stop him. He had the %26quot;black belt%26quot; instructors showing him techniques that were at best dangerous, but only to the guy that tried to use the idiotic methods. Day 1 lesson. Was it how to stand, keep your balance, maybe move? No, it was some complicated sweep throw that didn%26#039;t even work right. Add into it that these supposed %26quot;black belts%26quot; would HIT you if they felt your form was off, and I knew he was in for a lot of money for no benefit. I took my free %26quot;lesson%26quot; he invited me to, and when the %26quot;instructor%26quot; hit me for something or other, I swept his foot, kicked him in the crotch and walked out. Lots of these %26quot;I%26#039;m a registered weapon%26quot; morons come from the same school of thought. If your that good, you don%26#039;t need to advertise, because your HEAD and MIND are what are dangerous. You learn to use them to avoid the fight in the first place. These guys are just looking to impress the easily impressionable.
Reply:In theroy your hands can be deadly if you know what your doing. the special ops. fighter has to be able to kill some one with one hit and do it in silence
Reply:yes, i think we%26#039;ve all heard the stories and yeah the BS meter tends to register a 10+++
as for the laws in new mexico, there is no registering your hands with the police, but if you take a self defense situation too far you can be cited for accessive force..
in other words if you%26#039;re attacked and kick to the groin and a palm heel to the nose is enough to get your attacker to back off and instead of retreating, you decide to use him as a kicking target, you will get cited for accessive force..
the only guy i remember having to register anything was a pro boxer and he registered with the national boxing association.. NOT the police........ c%26#039;mon people.. really..
~*smilez*~
Reply:I have a friend that is a U.S NAVY SEAL and i would say he should register his hands, he is also a blackbelt in judo.Basically a trained killer.
Reply:Thats kinda funny. I knew tis girl once who I was kinda into until she tiold me he had taken King Fu and had to register her hands. She said she had to be careful about how she touched her kids as well because she sould be locked up because she was so dangerous. But what was even worse was she was married at one time and got a divorce because the guy beat the heck out of her and he didn%26#039;t know any Martial art. I asked her why she didn%26#039;t use her Kung Fu and she said if she would have touched him she would have went to jail because she is so dangerous. I can%26#039;t believe people beleive this. it would be impossible to track down ever single black belt in the world and arrest them if they didn%26#039;t register
Reply:The best story I heard was from a pigion toed thumbless guy named Bud. This dude was classic, coke bottle glasses, sweatpants everyday and a first growth mustache. There is no way anyone could take him seriously. He was captain of the butt****s. I think he has hard times fighting colds let alone a full grown man.
Reply:I cannot believe that people don%26#039;t know where that came from!
It is a famous line from The Andy Griffith Show. Barney Fife said it while making karate type moves with his hands.
Reply:yeah some of them need to register thier hands with the wmaws?
commonly known as the world masturbating and wankers society.
Reply:LMAO!!!!!!!! I LOVE SuperSolid%26#039;s post! That stuff made me laugh so hard that my whole body is sore.
It feel so good to see those stupid martial artists get their *** kick hard.
Reply:Yes, actually.
When my father was in Thailand during the VietNam War, he earned his black belt in Song Mu Kwan Tae kwon Do.
He and the other black belts then had to go to the local Thai police station and get their pictures taken, and issued an ID card stating that they were martial artists/black belts/(?).
I came across the Thai police-issued ID card with his picture on it once while helping him to clear out some obsolete documents.
Reply:I know a kid that boxes.... he did not have to %26quot;register his hands%26quot;, but if he hits someone he can be sent to jail because they are considered deadly because he knows how to fight and has the capability of hitting lethally.. but he has also been in A lot of fights, so that could have to do with it....
Reply:You CAN register your hands as a deadly weapon if you have the credentials for such a title. No black-belt is obligated by any law however to register their hands. You can if you want to, but most people who do are asshats who want to show off/have the registration to show off. It%26#039;s a huge ego thing. Like I said, in summary, you don%26#039;t have to register your hands.... but if you want to look %26#039;impressive%26#039; you can.
Anyone ever heard of someone saying they had to %26quot;register their hands?%26quot;?
it is totally fabricated. everyone has the right to defend themselves, whether trained or not. the way the innocent become the bad guy as well is when the attack has been stopped (by the initial offensive attack) and the person who was the victim keeps going to town on the guy. it went from self defense to assault, just like that. sux, and seen many a nice guy go to jail. the idea is to get in fast and hard, and leave them out cold or incapacitated as soon as you can.
resist the urge to chase them down.
if anything, we all drive cars, and those hands at the wheel are far more dangerous, and we dont register them do we. who%26#039;s the armchair net warrior who keeps downing everyone with solid and reliable answers? wow, get a life
Reply:We all drive cars, and those hands at the wheel are far more dangerous, and we don%26#039;t register them do we?
Excuse me? We are required to have a driver%26#039;s license! That is registration. Report It
Reply:Yea, I%26#039;ve heard that, heck I%26#039;ve been told that and laughed too.
Some of the trained fighters, armed forces can get into trouble if you use excessive force as judged by your state... but you don%26#039;t register. I guess I should be more clear, you do not register in the United States.
Wording is also important... was it a vicious punch or a controlled opened hand strike to slow the attacker down and give me a chance to....
I was asked that after you disarm a person can you shoot them with the gun. Wow.
Hey, would you have to register your elbow or foot if you art focused on those? What about if it was a grappling style? :)
Reply:I%26#039;ve heard it many times. So ridiculous. I%26#039;d like one of them to show up at the police department and say %26quot;yea uh... I%26#039;d like to register my hands as deadly weapons please%26quot; and watch them get laughed at.
Reply:i had a guy threaten me with a bat , and when I defended myself he told me I was in trouble. haha , he even asked if I had registered myself yet , because if not , I was in trouble for that.
I think he believed that if I was a black belt he was allowed to come after me with a bat , and I was compelled to take the whooping.
the other myth , at least here (let me know if you have heard this one) is that I have to announce loudly (three times) that I am a black belt before I am allowed to defend myself. Also not true.
Reply:Not true. In America, this practice has never been necessary. The rumors may have started with non martial art practitioners or because Professional Boxers must register their hands.
At one time in Japan, experts had to register their hand with local Police. Rumors also went around that U.S. Marines who studied martial arts in Okinawa had to register their hands.
I have been told the same B.S. story many time from people I have meet over the years. They tell me a friend or relative need to register their hands (and or feet in some cases) with local Police. I like to here there story then tell them there are FULL of CRAP! Then I tell them I have been into the martial arts for X-amount of years and who do you think you are talking too..some dummies? Then I tell them I have trained L/E and I am also have relatives who work in L/E.
So I hope this helps you out because it is not true what so ever.
Reply:I%26#039;ve heard that more times than I can count. I usually respond by pointing out that if my hands were deadly weapons, I would not be allowed in an airport. That rumor was circulating long before the Kung Fu movies, I don%26#039;t know how or when it started. Always good for a chuckle when someone asks me this question.
Reply:The island of Guam (US Territory) does indeed have such a very old stupid law that nobody takes seriously (Nobody ever registers)!
Get ready to laugh at this joke of a law:
10 GCA - HEALTH AND SAFETY
Div. 3 - Public Safety
Ch. 62 - Karate and Judo Experts - 2000 - p. PAGE 1
Chapter 62
Karate and Judo Experts
§62100. Registration Required.
§62101. Applicability.
§62102. Registration.
§62103. Fees.
§62104. Definition: Karate or Judo Expert.
§62105. Penalty.
§62106. Effect of Registration.
§62100. Registration Required. Any person who is
an expert in the art of karate or judo, or any similar
physical are in which the hands and feet are used as
deadly weapons, is required to register with the
Department of Revenue and Taxation.
SOURCE: GC §8960, as renumbered by P.L. 10-101.
§62101. Applicability. This Chapter shall not apply to
duly authorized and appointed peace and law enforcement
officers, nor to members of the Armed Forces of the
United States.
SOURCE: GC §8961, as renumbered by P.L. 10-101.
§62102. Registration. The Department of Revenue
and Taxation shall register each karate or judo expert who
applies therefor and shall keep a roster of such experts.
On issuance of the registration certificate by the
Department of Revenue and Taxation, the applicant shall
bring such certificate to the License Division of the
Department of Revenue and Taxation, which shall bill the
applicant for the required fee. On payment of the required
fee to the Treasurer of Guam, the Treasurer shall receipt
therefor on the face of the registration certificate and
return such certificate to the applicant. The registration
certificate with the receipt of the Treasurer marked on the
face therefor shall constitute evidence of registration.
SOURCE: GC §8962, as renumbered by P.L. 10-101.
§62103. Fees. The fee for the registration of a karate
or judo expert shall be Five Dollars ($5.00). Such
registration shall be perpetual and need not be renewed.
SOURCE: GC §8963, as renumbered by P.L. 10-101.
10 GCA - HEALTH AND SAFETY
Div. 3 - Public Safety
Ch. 62 - Karate and Judo Experts - 2000 - p. PAGE 1
§62104. Definition: Karate or Judo Expert. A karate
or judo expert required to register by the provisions of this
Chapter shall be a person trained in the arts of karate, judo
or other hand-to-hand fighting technique, whereby the
hands, feet or other parts of the body are used as
weapons, who shall have completed at least one level of
training therein and shall have been issued a belt or other
symbol showing proficiency in such art.
SOURCE: GC §8964, as renumbered by P.L. 10-101.
§62105. Penalty. Any person required by this Chapter
to register who fails to do so, or who registers but fails to
pay the fee, shall be guilty of a misdemeanor.
SOURCE: GC §8965, as renumbered by P.L. 10-101; amended by
P.L. 13-187.
§62106. Effect of Registration. Any registered karate
or judo expert who thereafter is charged with having used
his art in a physical assault on some other person, shall
upon conviction thereof, be deemed guilty of aggravated
assault.
SOURCE: GC §8966, as renumbered by P.L. 10-101; amended by
P.L. 13-187.
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Reply:I like when they say when they hit you it won%26#039;t hurt at first but in two weeks your internal organs will start bleeding inside. I always get a laugh from that.
Reply:You have got to be kidding me.... Once a guy decided to pick a fight with me after I told him he was a loudmouth and to shut his pie hole because he said pretty much the same thing. (Yeah , I know, not my best moment). He yelled %26quot;I%26#039;m special forces%26quot;, and threw a WEAKASS roundhouse kick to my side, that a small child could have blocked because it was so slow, and lacked ANY power. I started laughing my butt off because it was so funny, and he decided to try punching me instead. He used these ridiculous %26quot;punches%26quot; and I just kept blocking them and laughing, and eventually he backed off, and I kid you not, said %26quot;Had enough yet%26quot;? I was almost in tears because he was SERIOUS!!! Everybody watching this was laughing at him. He got mad and lunged at me, and I threw a simple, bargain basement front kick right to his gut, he dropped, gasping for air, and I went back inside and had a beer. Schmoes like that abound. I had a buddy who took some lame TV show martial art and got his butt kicked in a hurry. It was called Dux Ninjutsu. What a joke. I told him he was making a huge mistake, and he finally found out when somebody clocked him and he couldnt do a single thing to stop him. He had the %26quot;black belt%26quot; instructors showing him techniques that were at best dangerous, but only to the guy that tried to use the idiotic methods. Day 1 lesson. Was it how to stand, keep your balance, maybe move? No, it was some complicated sweep throw that didn%26#039;t even work right. Add into it that these supposed %26quot;black belts%26quot; would HIT you if they felt your form was off, and I knew he was in for a lot of money for no benefit. I took my free %26quot;lesson%26quot; he invited me to, and when the %26quot;instructor%26quot; hit me for something or other, I swept his foot, kicked him in the crotch and walked out. Lots of these %26quot;I%26#039;m a registered weapon%26quot; morons come from the same school of thought. If your that good, you don%26#039;t need to advertise, because your HEAD and MIND are what are dangerous. You learn to use them to avoid the fight in the first place. These guys are just looking to impress the easily impressionable.
Reply:In theroy your hands can be deadly if you know what your doing. the special ops. fighter has to be able to kill some one with one hit and do it in silence
Reply:yes, i think we%26#039;ve all heard the stories and yeah the BS meter tends to register a 10+++
as for the laws in new mexico, there is no registering your hands with the police, but if you take a self defense situation too far you can be cited for accessive force..
in other words if you%26#039;re attacked and kick to the groin and a palm heel to the nose is enough to get your attacker to back off and instead of retreating, you decide to use him as a kicking target, you will get cited for accessive force..
the only guy i remember having to register anything was a pro boxer and he registered with the national boxing association.. NOT the police........ c%26#039;mon people.. really..
~*smilez*~
Reply:I have a friend that is a U.S NAVY SEAL and i would say he should register his hands, he is also a blackbelt in judo.Basically a trained killer.
Reply:Thats kinda funny. I knew tis girl once who I was kinda into until she tiold me he had taken King Fu and had to register her hands. She said she had to be careful about how she touched her kids as well because she sould be locked up because she was so dangerous. But what was even worse was she was married at one time and got a divorce because the guy beat the heck out of her and he didn%26#039;t know any Martial art. I asked her why she didn%26#039;t use her Kung Fu and she said if she would have touched him she would have went to jail because she is so dangerous. I can%26#039;t believe people beleive this. it would be impossible to track down ever single black belt in the world and arrest them if they didn%26#039;t register
Reply:The best story I heard was from a pigion toed thumbless guy named Bud. This dude was classic, coke bottle glasses, sweatpants everyday and a first growth mustache. There is no way anyone could take him seriously. He was captain of the butt****s. I think he has hard times fighting colds let alone a full grown man.
Reply:I cannot believe that people don%26#039;t know where that came from!
It is a famous line from The Andy Griffith Show. Barney Fife said it while making karate type moves with his hands.
Reply:yeah some of them need to register thier hands with the wmaws?
commonly known as the world masturbating and wankers society.
Reply:LMAO!!!!!!!! I LOVE SuperSolid%26#039;s post! That stuff made me laugh so hard that my whole body is sore.
It feel so good to see those stupid martial artists get their *** kick hard.
Reply:Yes, actually.
When my father was in Thailand during the VietNam War, he earned his black belt in Song Mu Kwan Tae kwon Do.
He and the other black belts then had to go to the local Thai police station and get their pictures taken, and issued an ID card stating that they were martial artists/black belts/(?).
I came across the Thai police-issued ID card with his picture on it once while helping him to clear out some obsolete documents.
Reply:I know a kid that boxes.... he did not have to %26quot;register his hands%26quot;, but if he hits someone he can be sent to jail because they are considered deadly because he knows how to fight and has the capability of hitting lethally.. but he has also been in A lot of fights, so that could have to do with it....
Reply:You CAN register your hands as a deadly weapon if you have the credentials for such a title. No black-belt is obligated by any law however to register their hands. You can if you want to, but most people who do are asshats who want to show off/have the registration to show off. It%26#039;s a huge ego thing. Like I said, in summary, you don%26#039;t have to register your hands.... but if you want to look %26#039;impressive%26#039; you can.
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